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Weekend manoeuvres ?
Posted 08/03/2010 By Andy Hoskins
Whos doing what? I know there is a big contingent of the green off to Evesham, is anyone doing Llandow?
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Oops
Posted 08/03/2010 By Andy Hoskins
I see i've got my dates wrong.... does this mean we are descending en mass on Llandow then?
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that
Posted 08/03/2010 By Andrew Jeanes
we are :D
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Yes, I certainly...
Posted 08/03/2010 By Roger Dunbar
...think so...after having to miss the race on Saturday, I'm "looking forward" to racing on Sunday!

Cross fingers for as nice a day as yesterday - that would be perfect!
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I think quite a few
Posted 08/03/2010 By Trebled
are thinking of cycling over, racing, and then back. Meeky seems to think that most of us will not last the pace, so might as well make it part of a longer ride....
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i,m with Del
Posted 08/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
Modified: 08/03/2010
my plan is to ride down. Pump meekys tyres up and hang on the back as long as I can, whilst watching the master meeky at work.

i think whats it from Ogmore will give him a hard time.
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Maesteg Minkey Manoeuvres.....
Posted 08/03/2010 By Trebled
oh dear.....yes, Ogmore Girl may well be firing on all twelve, or rather on her eleven.....I hear through the No Idea grapevine that her invigorated Penderyn Pal has shown her the "Q Way" - and Karl the Postie will soon be delivering a 54T Q Ring to Coytrahen Cottage......watch out Meeky !! That reminds me, must get my Go Ride entry in for Maindy.....
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Meekster ready to put the hurt on
Posted 09/03/2010 By Jason Perry
Speaking to Meeky while riding over to the track he says his going to have a few of us in tears on Sunday. I'm thinking of watching
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he will as well
Posted 09/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
I watched Stu at Llandow last year.

I laughed till I cried.
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Either that Courters
Posted 09/03/2010 By Trebled
or he is putting on his beret and basket and coming over with those tear-inducing onions draped over his crossbar......actually I am not proud, I will gladly lead him out for the glory of JIF......
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unsure
Posted 09/03/2010 By Stuart Meek
at this moment i am undecided weather to race or not? i will see how it is next couple of day's?
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Stu has a bigger one than Boonen and Cav put together.
Posted 09/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
u got to be there Stu.

Your lead out train is gona be 50m long. We are ready and waiting. All we need is our leader.
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Count me in on the Meeky lead out
Posted 09/03/2010 By Jason Perry
But can I go 3rd in in fact the train might be half the length of the track. Meeksters got to be there this is made for those big legs. You've got the full JIF working for you here.
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pressure!!
Posted 09/03/2010 By Stuart Meek
no pressure then! and not sure if court know's that a lead out is from the front and if plan's gettin involved he better take a hanky as you'll have a nose blled being that far up the bunch! hosko is going well and has races in the bag you dont need me.
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Please
Posted 09/03/2010 By Andy Hoskins
don't involve me in this ;)
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you are correct Mr Meek
Posted 09/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
Modified: 09/03/2010
the chances of getting any where near the front are slim to nil.

I know my place.

The front will peppered with top riders like yourr self.

Hoskins done his bit on saturday.

It's your turn now. As you said yesterday its not "who will win this sunday, its just by how much you will win".

Perhaps the best thing I can do to help is stay out of the way. i don't want to get caught in the draft as you unleash your effort.

Come on Stu. You have told us you r gona win. its gona be great. My mums coming to watch. She said she had'nt hered of you. But come sunday afternoon every one will have heared of you.
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Good for a laugh!
Posted 09/03/2010 By Frances Whyte
Wish I could be there for the laugh and comedy shenanigans! Not riding obviously watching and supporting from the side!
But I will mostly be carving up the pistes in Colorado and drinking Martini's with Nick no work! sorry!
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its allright fran
Posted 09/03/2010 By Stuart Meek
they are just taking the piiisssss! they are all flying and want to see me get a hiding!
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not true stu
Posted 09/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
If we can get you to the finish. Its in the bag.
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In the bag ?
Posted 09/03/2010 By Trebled
Would that be my colostomy bag ?

All joking aside, we will endeavour to deliver the Smeekster to the killing zone and unleash him.

Do you think it will be on Europsort ?
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if Stu does it
Posted 09/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
I will speak to Garry Baker or Will Fotheringham and get a full report in the press some where I promise.

COME ON U GREENS
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You lot....
Posted 09/03/2010 By Steve Thomas
R funny :))
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but which
Posted 10/03/2010 By Andrew Jeanes
way is the race going to go round?because if it's up to the finish i think we need another plan
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and will.....
Posted 10/03/2010 By Steve Thomas
Graham Edwards be racing ;-)
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we have a plan
Posted 10/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
if it finished up hill we will all have to push!
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guess
Posted 10/03/2010 By Andrew Jeanes
that wont be a problem as he's big enough for us all to push him ;)
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a big echelon
Posted 10/03/2010 By Courtney Rowe
with all the jif just pushing the one in front. With our leader at the front.

And then bang "he opens the can of woop ass".
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Big??? No way!
Posted 10/03/2010 By Roger Dunbar
Mr Meek, big? No way...he's looking sleeker than ever! He's turned himself into a lean, mean, green machine...though I am admittedly a little short sighted...

I've already been offered a kit swap with me going to Large and Stu to Medium...enough said...I'll pop a carrier bag with it all around tomorrow fella...

I wonder if we'll get official results from the final weigh in today??? That will make interesting reading!
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JIF developed technology...
Posted 10/03/2010 By Trebled
Due to the massive forces that will be unleashed at Llandow when the "Whoops, Assos" moment happens, Pez and I have developed 2 patented technologies to assist with Smeekster Missile accuracy.

I will use Whiskas Technology - with the looping parallel contrails from my moustache acting as guidance for Pez to place himself in the venturi sweet spot off the back of my Assos. I'll peel off at 400 metres handing over to Pez.

Pez has also developed an even more fascinating new guidance system to help Smeekster stay in the right position. He will, at the right time, start to produce copious quantities of foam from the rear of his shorts. All Smeeky has to do is follow the foam......when the foam stops Smeeky must GO !!
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Pez and the Foaming Lycras
Posted 10/03/2010 By Trebled
Since the last post I have had 5 emails from Womens Teams asking if they can book Pez for "Adult Themed Foam Parties"........
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Any booking I will split 50/50
Posted 10/03/2010 By Jason Perry
Happy to take bookings
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i won!!
Posted 11/03/2010 By Stuart Meek
results of weigh in with me and eds are-
i was 15.02 and now 13.07 loss of 1st 9lbs
ed was 13.09 and now 12.02 loss of 1st 7lbs
but we are both winners really as we look,feel and are going load's better
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Nice one...
Posted 11/03/2010 By Ieuan Williams
That's a decent drop in lard guys! Now I expect no excuses when it comes to the sprint for the line at the President's this year...
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...
Posted 11/03/2010 By James Hansell
...Congratulations!!!....Now celebrate with a nice big slice of cake!
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Cheeseburger Time a la Trigger
Posted 11/03/2010 By Trebled
I was 13.13 1st Jan, now 12.03........1st 10lbs....

Don't laugh, but just had a text from Nantgarw McDonalds - Smeeky is on the diet of champions or Triggers Diet - Cheeseburger and Coffee !! Some poor sheep on Penderyn is going to be wearing a cheeseburger in about an hour and three quarters....
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text from Nantgarw McDonalds
Posted 11/03/2010 By Andrew Jeanes
saying that your triple Cheeseburger is ready for you to pick up & a hour and a quarter?
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SPRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 11/03/2010 By Steve Edwards
It wont come down to a sprint this year cos i'll be long gone up the road lol.
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you'll be up the road
Posted 12/03/2010 By Stuart Meek
coz you want to buy all the cheese burgers first dont you!
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